I was reading a book review over at the New Scientist website. And I came across this paragraph:

Physics and cosmology alone may have the answers, says Calle. Combine eternal inflation, in which the primordial false vacuum continuously grows and decays, with string theory and you end up with a multiverse – a vast collection of universes, each of which has a different amount of dark energy. We find ourselves in one where it has just the right value for stars, planets and life because… well, we couldn’t find ourselves anywhere else.

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Promiscuous teleology, anyone? This is precisely why I criticize scientists and journalists with that beat!

For the love of god’s blonde hair, guys; we’re not here because our universe has “just the right values”, we’re here because we’re a natural product of this universe’s values/cosmological constants! Saying it has “just the right values” gives it the connotation that it’s a perfect fit for our existence, which necessarily implies a view of ourselves as separate from the external world, that is to say, the fact of our existence is not literally the product of the external world… which is what cosmology establishes in the first place!

If we are the product of the universe, then it’s a bit silly to wonder agape at how the universe suits us! It’s like the banana marvelling at the banana tree’s branches and how well it seems to fit one of its cut off stems.