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Impeachment

August 13, 2008

Luddee: We have a special guest today. Please welcome Asif Ali Zardari to Silsila Jahilliya!

Asif Ali Zardari: Hello everyone! Salaam!

Nadhi: Wa’alaykum salaam Asif bhai.

Luddee: Mr.Asif, FT.com just reported that Pakistan’s overall inflation rate peaked to an all-time high of more than 24.3% last month, up from 21.5% in June.

Asif Ali Zardari: Yes it is unfortunate because the people are suffering. They will have to be patient with us because this is the mess Musharraf has given us.

Nadhi: Bahar nikalo salay ko!

Luddee: Wait a minute Nadhi, weren’t you his supporter?

Nadhi: Not anymore! Look at the inflation rate!

Asif Ali Zardari: Don’t worry Nadhi baji, I have a solution. We will impeach Musharraf.

Luddee: How will that solve the problem???

Nadhi: Shut up Luddee. You don’t understand how things work here. You are living in America!

Asif Ali Zardari: It will work because we will give him safe passage if he resigns.

Luddee: But

Nadhi: No buts! We have too much poverty and too much inflation. One of them has got to go so it may as well be Musharraf.

Luddee: Here’s something FT.com reported:

“Supposing President Musharraf is impeached, how does that help me on a daily basis?” asked Muhammad Riaz, a Karachi-based taxi driver.

Asif Ali Zardari: Oh ho, Luddee jee you don’t understand. Musharraf stole money from Pakistan!

Luddee: And who are you again?

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One Comment
  1. salman permalink

    //And who are you again?//
    The saviour of Pakistan.
    yay!! We are saved.lol

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